Sometimes I like to take things that don’t belong to me.

I get bored with my regular toys and I know that if I take something of mommy’s I can cause a crazy commotion and everyone will come running to play.

Hangers are a little bit awkward to carry though…and I probably just looked silly.

Hello! I just thought you would like to know that I’ve started updating my very own Instagram where I will be posting pictures of  my antics and adventures. So, if you like me, you can follow me here (@jacktheinspiredgoldendoodle).

I guess I need to go back to my old ottoman.

I don’t fit very well on this one, but I really tried to like it.

Hello.

Did you hear the GREAT news? I’m PureWow’s Pup of the Year! I can’t believe I won! Of all the wonderful pups to choose from, it was ME! You chose ME! You are all the best friends on Facebook a pup ever had!

I’m so happy about being Pup of the Year.

Thank you for voting for me. Thank you for liking my pictures and my adventures.

But guess what?

I have a little secret. Shhhh.

I really like being Pup of the Year, but I don’t want to wear a crown.

See the crumbs on my lips? BRIBERY.

They can bribe me to wear a crown if they want to. It is cute. I think I even look handsome in it.

And I like cookies.

But.

I don’t want to smile while I wear a crown, not even for cookies. That is too much to ask.

Why?

Because, how can a pup smile, eat a cookie AND wear a crown? ALL at the same time? I don’t know.

Bah. I can’t see.

Thanks again.

I hope to be the best Pup of the Year ever. I will make you so proud of me.