Did you hear the GREAT news? I’m PureWow’s Pup of the Year! I can’t believe I won! Of all the wonderful pups to choose from, it was ME! You chose ME! You are all the best friends on Facebook a pup ever had!
I’m so happy about being Pup of the Year.
Thank you for voting for me. Thank you for liking my pictures and my adventures.
But guess what?
I have a little secret. Shhhh.
I really like being Pup of the Year, but I don’t want to wear a crown.
See the crumbs on my lips? BRIBERY.
They can bribe me to wear a crown if they want to. It is cute. I think I even look handsome in it.
And I like cookies.
I don’t want to smile while I wear a crown, not even for cookies. That is too much to ask.
Because, how can a pup smile, eat a cookie AND wear a crown? ALL at the same time? I don’t know.
Bah. I can’t see.
I hope to be the best Pup of the Year ever. I will make you so proud of me.