Dear Big Red,
I remember the day my brother brought you home for the first time. We hit it off immediately.
We snuggled often (you’re more cuddly than Earl)…
We posed for pictures together.
I like how our ears matched in this one. You taught me so many fun tricks:
And I like how happy we look here:
We also played lots of fun games together…
— Kylee Noelle (@kyleepalazzo) March 2, 2013
But then during a fun wrestling match, I accidentally bit your head off…
I’m sorry I did this to you, Big Red. I’m very sad about it.
P.S. Mom’s going to sew your head back on so we can still play together.