Okay, Mom, I’m ready to come in now!

I guess I need to go back to my old ottoman.

I don’t fit very well on this one, but I really tried to like it.

My family likes to keep me nice and fluffy by brushing my hair for me since I can’t do it myself.

…at first I’m a little worried….what if they pull my fur?

…but then I realize, this is nice and I start to relax!

…so much that I might just fall asleep.

yawn…I’m so sleepy.

…okay, I actually really like this.

I think I love getting my hair brushed.

Hello.

Did you hear the GREAT news? I’m PureWow’s Pup of the Year! I can’t believe I won! Of all the wonderful pups to choose from, it was ME! You chose ME! You are all the best friends on Facebook a pup ever had!

I’m so happy about being Pup of the Year.

Thank you for voting for me. Thank you for liking my pictures and my adventures.

But guess what?

I have a little secret. Shhhh.

I really like being Pup of the Year, but I don’t want to wear a crown.

See the crumbs on my lips? BRIBERY.

They can bribe me to wear a crown if they want to. It is cute. I think I even look handsome in it.

And I like cookies.

But.

I don’t want to smile while I wear a crown, not even for cookies. That is too much to ask.

Why?

Because, how can a pup smile, eat a cookie AND wear a crown? ALL at the same time? I don’t know.

Bah. I can’t see.

Thanks again.

I hope to be the best Pup of the Year ever. I will make you so proud of me.